Things I Like - Humor

I don’t know why this made me laugh – I don’t even remember any of the original lines from Star Wars. See Keeper of Lists (link below) for the full list and the opportunity to vote for your favorite.

Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

• I find your lack of pants disturbing.
• You are unwise to lower your pants.
• Your pants, you will not need them.
• The Force is strong in my pants.
• I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
• You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
• Pull up! All pants pull up!
• That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
• Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
• These aren't the pants you're looking for.

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