The time has come when the most foul creature from the depths of Hades draws her plans against us. The world will not be ready for her onslaught, so our only hope resides in the brave souls who have risked their lives and the lives of their families and aquarium stock to bring you images of what life will be like when Evil Kitty finally takes over the world, reigns death from above, and bathes streets in the blood of the non believer!The evidence:
~ Slightly Warped
Tokyo Cat
Rogerton gives us a small and terrifying glimpse of what it will be like for cities that resist Evil Kitty's rule.Catatouille
Death Proof shows us Evil Kitty during her brief employ at Dreamworks Animation.Catpoleon
Evil Kitty once conquered France and promised to let it go only if they pretended to think that Jerry Lewis is the greatest comedian on the face of the Earth. France relented and has since become the laughingstock of the planet. RailroadHatPat was commissioned to paint this portrait to commemorate the event and was paid in old fish heads.Kittynator
Like all celebrities, Evil Kitty must deal with paparazzi as this picture snapped of her in a state of undress demonstrates. According to Miscreation, Evil Kitty tracked down the paparazzi and shot them in the kneecaps as she had promised Edward Furlong earlier that day, before she killed him, that she wouldn't kill anyone else.And this is our cat Max
Now do you see why I am concerned??
1 comment:
Max does look suspiciously like Evil Kitty....and for me personally Max is evil only because I have an allergic reaction around him.
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