The Copycat Urinator Crisis

TW: Sheppard Mullin is a law firm with a problem. As we all know ladies are notorious with this stuff despite contrary propaganda.

From Above the Law:
"The executive director of Sheppard Mullin sent out an email to the Los Angeles office yesterday with the following subject: "Copycat Urinater." Here's an excerpt:

'A few weeks ago, someone urinated on the floor and two of the toilet seats in women's room on the 43rd Floor. I reviewed the security tapes and interviewed those entering the restroom over the two hour stretch preceding the first report of the incident. Unfortunately, each person interviewed recalled seeing the mess but simply elected to use a clean toilet and did not report what they had seen. This is not the first time something like this has happened in a Sheppard Mullin women's room. We had similar problem on the 41st Floor some time ago. Due to the vigilance of the ladies on 41, the perpetrator was identified and corrective active taken. That person is no longer with the Firm.'

Nationwide Layoff Watch: Toilet seat sprayers at Sheppard Mullin.

Sheppard executive director Robert Zuber is third in command...Apparently, potty puddle investigations fall within an executive director's job responsibilities."